Videx and Naruto

Zelda was, amongst many other things, very interested in cartoons, one of her favourites being the japanese series about "Naruto".
 
On the website www.fanfiction.net she shared her interest with others, by writing own episodes or stories, build around the persons in the Naruto series, the stories, copied below, can still by found on the  web, under her chosen pen name "Videx"
 
While most of the stories requires close knowledge of the characters in the Naruto series to be fully understood and appreciated, they will  also impress most other readers with the flow of the language, and the often surprising subjects.....................
 
First, her introduction, which she changed a few times:
 

since

: 06-16-06, id: 1068679

Author has written 17 stories for Naruto.

Lets keep things simple, alright?

I'm a female...

You wouldn't believe me if I told you my name, so call me Videx...

Born january 17th 1992... much easier to say it, then to change my age every year... yes I'm a lazy person...

Therefore I'm not going to bother writing so much on this profile telling stuff about myself and my life...

But if you're still curious to know something about me ( not that I think it'll ever happen... ) feel free to PM me

:D
 
and then the stories:
 

Hi! This is my first fic, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t take any flames, its only a good thing… And by the way, I do not own Naruto… ´´…´´ talking

´…´ thoughts

Gai sensei Nightmare

It was a beautiful morning, the sky was blue, children was having fun with each other, the birds sang, and everybody seemed to be happy, to bad that it couldn’t last forever.

Walking down the streets, Gai looked forward to see his students, well most Lee. Since they promised that the next time they saw each other they would be a lot stronger.

-- At another place --

A boy with closed eyes was starting to get a headache, because his to teammates was yelling at each other, about what, he really didn’t care.

´´ Gai sensei is the best! ´´ yelled Lee.

´´Oh come on Lee, he is an idiot! ´´ screamed Tenten.

´´No he’s not! ´´

´´ Yes he is! ´´

As they continued, Neji couldn’t take it anymore.

´´ Shut up! Damn it! I’m getting a headache! ´´

With tears in his eyes Lee started, ´´ but she just insulted Gai sensei! ´

´´And the problem is?´´

´´That Gai sensei is the best! ´´

´ Not again…! ´ thought Tenten.

´´Lee...´´ said Tenten calm.

´´ He is the best. ´´

´´ Lee… ´´ she said calm, but if you listen carefully you could hear that she was getting a little frustrated.

´´The best! ´´

´´Lee! ´´

´´The… aw, Tenten that hurt´´ he said while robbing his head.

´´ Really…? ´´ She said with a smirk

´Why God, why did you put me these two…! ´

-- Back to Gai --

´ Today is going to be a nice day, with many missions, and a lot of happy faces, and when I’m going to see Hatake Kakashi face when I beat him! ´

-- Gai´s fantasy --

After a hard battle, for Kakashi, he fell to his knees looked up at Gai and said: ´you truly are the best! ´

´ Yes I am, and remember that! ´ He said proudly.

And did his ´nice guy pose´ and you could hear a pling when he smiled.

Then Kakashi stood up, looked Gai in the eye and said: Where did you buy that spandex?

´ Oh this, well I got it at the ´SpanColour´ (me: sorry, couldn’t find a better name.)

And soon Neji came and asked: What about your hair?

´My hair, well, my mom cuts it´.

And soon everybody came, and asked Gai about where he bought his clothes and what shampoo he used and etc.

-- End of fantasy –

A big smile came to his face, as he thought about it. But unfortunately he was so deep in his fantasy that he didn’t notice the tree he was about to hit.

´´ Hey mister, look out for that tr… ´´

It was already too late…

--- Continue---

OMG OMG OMG, a cliffhanger!

But I already know what’s going to happen… muhahahahahahahaha…

Tell me what you think about it, and then maybe, I will continue…

And if you have any ideas, just tell me! Or what it needed, so I know it till the next time.
 
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Hi! This is my second story, well,I don’t even know if you could call this a story, even though it’s very short.

But I got the idea from the song 30 minutes, by t.a.t.u, and I just thought it’d be perfect to Sasuke, you know, where he was about to leave Konoha. But you know what to do at the end.

30 minutes

Out of sight…

No one was near…

Out of mind…

Some would say…


Out of time, to decide…


Do I run?

No lets take it easy…

Should I hide?

Maybe…

For the rest of my life?

Can I fly…?

Not yet…

Do I stay?

No…

I could lose

I know

I could fail

That will never happen


In the moment, it takes

To make plans or mistakes


30 minutes, a blink of an eye

That’s quite fast

30 minutes, to altermy lives

That’s normal

30 minutes, to make up my mind

That’s to late now

30 minutes, to finally deicide

30 minutes, to whisper you name

Orochimaru

30 minutes, to shoulder the blame

Itachi

30 minutes, of bliss, thirty lies

Team 7

30 minutes, to finally decide

Carousels,

Like the sharingan

In the sky,

Where he stood

That he shape,

Mangekyo sharingan

With his eyes


Under shade

Silhouette,

Casting shade

Crying rain


Can I fly…?

Not yet,

Do I stay?

No…

I could lose,

I know

I could fail,

That will never happen


Either way

Options change

Chances fail

Trains derail


30 minutes, a blink of an eye

That’s quite fast

30 minutes, to alter our lives

That’s normal

30 minutes, to make up my mind

That’s to late now

30 minutes, to finally deicide

30 minutes, to whisper you name

Orochimaru

30 minutes, to shoulder the blame

Itachi

30 minutes, of bliss, thirty lies

Team 7

30 minutes, to finally decide

To decide…

It’s already done…


So, what did you think about it!

Did you love it, or hate it…?

I don’t care just tell me!

But there were a lot of things thatI changed, just so it could fit in...

But maybe one day, I'll make this longer, in a another story.
 
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Hi! This is kinda my first romance, so I see this more like a test.

So I don’t care if you say: That was the worst fic ever!

Unless, you have a good reason…

I got the idea from a song, called ‘I will survive’ by Gloria Gaynor.

And another thing, in this story Sasuke and Sakura have been dating, but then he just broke up and never came back again… If you want more details about, just ask…


I will survive


At first I was afraid

I was petrified

One day, when I came back to our apartment, I found a note on the door, and it was apparently from Sasuke, but when I read it, I don’t know why, but I just got afraid.

Kept thinking I could never live

Without you by my side

I felt like a huge part in my heart disappeared, and I thought about suicide.

But then I spent so many nights

Thinking how you did me wrong

You called me weak, pathetic, why did we even start going out with each other. Oh yeah, now I remember, stupid writer…

And I grew strong

I learned how to get along

Ha! I don’t need you anymore

And so you’re back

From outer space

Why, damn it?

I just walked in to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

I was surprised

Ishould have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key

But that was past

If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

I would have done it then!

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now

cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?

It wasn’t really a goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I
I will survive!

“Sakura! Aren’t you done jet? I really need use the toilet!” Yelled Naruto, outside the bathroom door, “Its already open!” “ Thank Gods” he said in relief.

Oh as long as I know how to love

I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

Then I felt someone’s arms around my waist, and started to kiss my neck, “I love it when you sing” he whispered gently in my ear.

“You know, you will get wet…” I said as I placed my hands over his, (Me: By the way, Sakura is showering)

“That doesn’t matter,” then I felt him removing his hands, quite disappointed.

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart

But luckily Naruto was there for me.

Kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart

And he was still there to help me

And I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself

And every night, he will be there to give me a hug

I used to cry

But now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new

“That’s the spirit Sakura!”

I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you

I sang with a smile

And so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free

And now I'm given all my loving
for someone who's loving me

“And that is me! Finally!” Naruto sang and joined the shower, of course naked.

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore

Naruto sang, and then sakura took over

Weren’t you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I
I will survive

She then turned around and faced Naruto, throwing her arms around his neck

Oh as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

He then placed a finger over her lips, to silent her, “what is it” she asked, “Nothing…” he just replied as his eyes travelled over her body.

A blush came to her cheeks, “perv…” “The problem is…?” he asked with a grin, while getting closer, soon their lips met, and in her mind, she knew that she’d survive, as long Naruto were by her side.


Remember, this was a test!

So tell me, should I stop writing romance or continue?

And tell what you think about it
 
 
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Stranded on the sea


Imagine, you and your teammates are on a mission. It’s a very simple one, all you have to do is, make sure that some old man, are transported safely to his country, sounds easy huh…

“Hinata…” it came from Kiba, slowly the white eyed girl looked up from her journal, “yes?” “what are you writing?” he asked nodding his head at the book she held closely, “nothing…” she replied simply and turned her attention back to her journal.

You wouldn’t think it would be that hard, it’s just, right across the sea, and voila.

A light chuckle was heard from her when she thought about the whole thing.

“Whats so funny?” Kiba asked, once again Hinata looked up, she hadn’t noticed that she chuckled it wasn’t even funny, “nothing…” she again spoke softly and continued to write.

But apparently, it didn’t go like we had planed…

“Whats with the long face?” Kiba again asked, “why do you need to know everything?” it came from Shino on the other side of the small boat, “can’t you just shut up?” Kiba replied with a sneer, Shino raised an eyebrow, “are you telling me to shut up?” “yes bug boy, shut up, want me to repeat it?”

Cold winds blew by sending shivers down their spine and quiet them all.

None of them dared to say a thing, so instead they just sat still, letting the waves take them somewhere far away. Away from everything, their friends, family and Konoha.

A small cry came from Akamaru, Kiba looked down at his dog with sad eyes and slowly he started to stroke the white fur. Trying to calm his dog down.

“Don’t worry Akamaru, soon somebody will find us…” he whispered, “you don’t have to lie…” Shino spoke quietly looking out at the open and wide sea, “I’m not…” Kiba said as he looked up from Akamaru, “I don’t want to be the one saying this but” Hinata began, but then looked at Shino, “nobody is going to find us… we’re lost…” the other male said simply.

Kiba turned his head away, and so did the others. They knew somewhere it was a little wrong to kill the last piece of hope they had, but it seemed even more wrong to lie about somebody coming to rescue them, when they all knew that it was impossible. Nobody seemed to notice that they had disappeared, after all, they were on a mission and so it was perfectly normal that it sometimes took a little longer than expected.

Hinata sighed and continued to write.

I’ve lost track of time, who knows how long we’ve been out here…

A low growl was heard from all three’s stomach.

Long enough, for the past few days, we have been eaten the small rations we had on us, not much, but still its better than nothing…

“You guys…” Kiba started, his eyes seemed to show a kind of determination, “we are ninjas!”

“Really Kiba…” Shino said looking at his teammate, “I thought we were fairies…”

Kiba thought for a moment, “well, maybe we are fairies!”

“Seriously?” it came from Hinata.

“Yes! We are ninjas and fairies!” Kiba said proud.

I’m starting to think that Kiba maybe have lost his mind…Hinata quickly scribbled in her journal, “no you guys, think about it, ninjas and fairies, isn’t that cool?!”

The other two could only shake their heads and sigh, it didn’t look good for Kiba. He had already earlier starting to say things with no point at all, sing several of songs at top of his lungs, admit his undying love for Hinata and Shino, but whats worse was, he was starting to get a fever.

“We can walk on water!” Kiba yelled, “we can… we can gather some chakra and walk on water!” he again yelled out happily.

His other two teammates just stared at him with bored eyes, “its not safe Kiba kun…” Hinata said tired, they had already been through this. Carefully Kiba crawled over to the girl’s side, bringing his dog along, “don’t worry Hinata chan, I’ll protect you,” he said with a big grin, “I’ll make some hand seals and kick some ass, so don’t worry…” “but Kiba kun…” Hinata began again, “don’t worry…” and with that Kiba put his arm around the girls shoulder trying to keep the cold and hard wind away.

Sadly Hinata looked over at Shino, who just shrugged and continued to look out at the sea that never seemed to end.

And again, they all three sat in silence, letting the waves push the small boat around.

“Hinata…”

“Yes Shino kun?” Hinata replied when she had removed her eyes from the sleeping form by her side.

“Could you maybe use your byakugan, to see how far away we are from land…” he asked, “but Shino kun…” she said and pointed at the collar she had around her neck, “sorry, I forgot about those….”and another sigh was followed by.

“Still… why did he even put them on us?” Hinata asked, a hand was placed on her shoulder, “I don’t know Hinata san, but he is indeed an evil man…” Shino replied, “he’s not even human…” Hinata muttered and brushed the hand away.

Silence once again followed, and they all moved a little closer to each other, trying to keep themselves warm and maybe get the feeling of that they were safe.

When they were about to fall asleep, something had hit the boat, making Hinata and Shino both open their eyes in surprise. They didn’t dare to move, something was moving around them, waiting for them to let their guards down, and then attack.

“Shino…” Hinata spoke quietly, “quiet… its still here…” Shino said, and tried to spot the enemy beneath the sea.

It had gotten a little quiet, maybe it had given up and just gone away.

“Whats wrong?” Kiba mumbled and rubbed his eye, “shut up…” it came harshly from Shino, “sorry I asked…” “Kiba kun, now is not the right time to talk…” Hinata began quietly, “so please, be quiet…”

“Why?” he asked, the other two didn’t bother to give him an answer, cause if he wouldn’t shut up then he would have to see it.

“Oh… now I get it…” Hinata and Shino turned their heads at him, “we are about to get saved…”

And suddenly a big wave had hit them, sending them all overboard.

“Nobody move!” Shino yelled, trying to reach the small boat, “Hinata try to see if you can save Kurenai sensei!”

“What about me!” Kiba yelled waving his hand, and somewhere not far away from them, there was a fin heading towards them.

“I see a dolphin!”

“What are you talking about?” Shino asked when he had crawled onto the boat and was helping Hinata to get their sensei up, “I see a dolphin!” Kiba once again yelled and pointed at the fin that was on its way, “what?” Hinata asked, when she had finally gotten their sensei and Akamaru up on the small boat.

“Dolphin!” Kiba yelled happily, and waved his arms.

Hinata and Shino both turned their heads, when they saw what Kiba had been yelling about, they knew it was too late.

It had already grabbed Kiba’s leg, and taken him under the water.

“No…” Hinata slowly whispered, tears was starting to fill her eyes, “no…”

“Look Hinata!” it came from Shino, and not too far away, they saw Kiba, who was more or less alive, and was on his way, “Kiba kun!” Hinata screamed at her teammate, Shino’s eyes widen in horror.

Less than a second the monster from the sea had again grabbed Kiba and threw him up in the air, several of the monster’s friends came, and opened their mouth wide enough so you could see all the sharp teethes, simply waiting for their dinner.

“KIBA!” Hinata and Shino screamed at their friend, at the last second Kiba was about to collide with the angry beasts, he gave a thumps up and smiled. The monsters from the sea took the chance and started to fight over who got what piece all the while Kiba was getting ripped and shredded into the tiny pieces between the jaws of the angry beasts.

After a while, it seemed to die down, there was nothing left of their teammate, the monsters had eaten everything that was even possible to eat and more.

They had lost him…

And the only thing they could do was sit by and watch…

Neither of them said anything, they couldn’t blame it on anyone, they were powerless, because of the damn collars.

No tears, no screams, nothing, a shinobi wasn’t supposed to show any feelings, they were just tools.

The waves had moved the boat closer towards where the accident had happened. “Look…” Hinata said quietly, and reached out for the collar that was floating in the water and held it closely.

Still, no tears, no screams, nothing, they just didn’t have anymore left, it was bad enough that their sensei had died.

“Poor Akamaru…” Hinata whispered and looked at the dog, “you don’t have to say it… he’s with Kiba…” Shino said calmly.

And at that moment, it looked like that Kiba and Akamaru just ran by them, apparently very happy, but yet they could see sadness in their eyes.

“Don’t worry Shino kun…” Hinata said and held Shino’s hand, “we are going to make it…”

“Don’t lie…” it came simply from him.

And again, their last hope seemed to be strangled with those words, neither of them said anything, they just sat in silence, letting the waves hit boat and move it ever so slightly, somewhere far away.

They both had closed their eyes, and cursed the damn snake, Orochimaru, it was after all, his fault that they were stranded on the sea.


Well, what is there to say?

That the rating maybe was too high…? I just wanted to be safe…

But I was a little bored and thought “why not…” oh well, sorry if there were any grammar mistakes or misspellings… but tell me what you think…

Until then…
 
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This story is dedicated to one of my close friends, since its his birthday, well it was, depends on when you read this, anyway happy birthday

Warning: this fic contains yaoi, in other words male/male, anyway if you don’t like stuff like that, then leave now

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Who would you choose?

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“Excuse me?” Kabuto asked surprised by the sudden question.

Orochimaru leaned closer to him, “if you were to choose someone you was supposed to have sex with, then who should it be?”

Still he couldn’t believe it, this wasn’t something you just asked people.

“Well… I” to be honest, he knew of course which ones he would choose, but these things were private, for God’s sake!

Second by second Orochimaru leaned closer to him, and with a low and silky voice he whispered in his ear: “I’ll start”

Which made Kabuto shiver.

He then made himself comfortable in the sofa, “ready?” he asked, Kabuto just looked at him, still a little stunned.

“One of them is Kiba” “one of them?” Kabuto asked surprised, to think that there was more than one he had in mind.

“I mean, he is attractive and I bet that he do things with doggy style, which makes things more fun.

Can’t you just imagine him, kissing and biting your skin softly, while his hands are touching you everywhere, and not a single spot on your body is left untouched, you can’t help it as a moan escape your lips.

You realize that you find it harder to breath, and try to tell him to get done with the foreplay already, he of course smirks, satisfied with his little play, so he decided to go a little further ahead.

So he puts three fingers in your mouth, you know of course what he wants you to do, so you start to suck on each finger, slowly, just to tease him.

Afterwards he pulls them out, and let them travel down your chest, going lower, lower until you feel it.

Then comes the second finger, as he slowly pulls it and out, in a nice and slow rhythm, and at last the third one.

Ki… ba…” and you start to pant, “now… I want…” he looks up at up at you, and starts to kiss his way up to your face.

He looks down at you, position himself at your entrance, and his face comes closer to yours, and whisper “I’ll make this a memorable time for both of us” and licks your cheek.

And before you know it, his hands are on your hips holding really tightly, not giving you a chance to get away, and carefully he slides himself into you, but then stops, since he is waiting for you to relax.

But you don’t need to say anything, since he knows that your ready, your smell says it all.

At first he’s taking it easy, since he wants to make this an unforgettable time for both of you, but then again, he just love to hear you begging him to go faster, to push harder.

Ki… ba…” you moan his name out, “I want… it…harder… harder…

And as each second pass, his thrusts are getting harder, faster, deeper and your moans are getting louder, but still, that’s not enough for him. He wants you to yell out his name, so he keep thrusting in a fast pace.

You both know that your almost there, only a little further ahead.

Soon you feel his hand around you, slightly moving up and down.

Harder, faster, you keep saying, and since Kiba is such a nice boy, he of course does it without a question, knowing in his mind that he’s the best.

And in the end, you throw your head backwards yelling his name out, and you come in his hand, he makes one last thrust before he comes, falling right next to you, leaving you both panting, sweaty and sticky in bed.”

Kabuto looked at Orochimaru with big eyes, you could obviously hear that he had thought about doing it with him.

“How do you know that Kiba is doing things with doggy style?” he asked carefully, this had of course made him curious.

“Well, isn’t it obvious, but then again, I’m not sure what he’s like in bed.”

“So there is possibility that he may be soft and caring?”

“Nahh, well maybe not soft, but I can imagine that Shino is that way…”

“Shino…?” “Yeah, you know, the one from the Aburame clan” “I know who Shino is sir, I just never thought about him in that kind of ways.”

“No wonder, bugs are crawling right beneath his skin, but still, just thinking about him makes me all warm.”

So there they were, thinking about what it would be like being with Shino, until Kabuto asked, “just curious sir, but about Akamaru?”

“Who?” he asked, “Kiba’s dog…” “There is no way in hell that I’m doing a dog!” he yelled, “I meant in henge form…” he said, pushing his glasses with his index finger, this was something Orochimaru needed to think about.

“Well…” he started tapping his lips a couple of times, “heh, why not, the more the better”

Kabuto looked horrified, ‘please, let this be a dream’ he prayed in his mind.

But if this was dream, then it was okay if he asked him some questions, right?

“So, would you ever… well… maybe think about doing it with Kiba and Shino?”

“You mean like a threesome?”

“Yes…”

Orochimaru gave him one of his many sick smiles, “of course… but then again, I can easily imagine those two doing each other already.”

Kabuto gave a nod, “but have you heard that last week, Shino caught Kiba and Naruto together” Kabuto’s widened by this “oh my god, what happened to Naruto after Shino found out?”

“I’m not sure, but rumours were saying, that he wasn’t able to walk for a whole week.”

Then there was a pause, “wait” Kabuto began “something wrong?” Orochimaru asked concerned “I thought that he was with Sasuke kun”.

Kabuto looked at him waiting for an answer, if that was even possible.

Then he pulled out a magazine, “lets see…” he said before turning the pages, “what are you looking for?” Kabuto asked.

“Aha, here it is, rumours are saying that Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke were together until he got back to his former love, Hyuuga Neji, which of course left the fox boy heartbroken, since then people have thought that he might go back to Sabaku no Gaara, but that never happened.

But there is no need to worry about the fox boy, since Kiba and Shino is taking good care of him.

If you can call not walking for a whole week caring.”

Orochimaru looked up from the magazine, “well, not any longer….”

“Does it have information about everyone’s love/sex life?” he asked, pushing his glasses back.

“Is there someone you want to know about?”

“Umm… well… Hatake Kakashi….” He said looking away, “lets see…” so once again he searched through the magazine trying to find something about Kakashi.

“Here is something, Mitarashi Anko or Umino Iruka, that’s the question, everybody wants to know, he or she?”

“Is that it?” Kabuto asked surprised, “pretty much, its not that easy to get something about a Jounins love/sex life.”

“I see,” he said sounding a little disappointed.

Gently Orochimaru placed a hand on his shoulder, looking at him with soft eyes, “don’t worry, he won’t choose either of them, I’ve heard that he’s starting to give Sakura one on one lessons…”

“Since when…?” “I don’t know, its just something I’ve heard.”

“Hmm, I see… just curious sir, but who beside Kiba would you choose?”

His hand never left his shoulder, so slowly it made its way up to cup his cheek, and the other hand went to his lower back, so that he could not get away.

“Orochimaru sama…?” Kabuto asked with a puzzled look on his face, “I won’t bite…” he said smirking getting closer to his face “unless… that’s what you want me to…” their lips were now barely touching each other.

Without a second thought Kabuto quickly left the sofa, but felt Orochimaru’s hand grab his wrist and pulled him back so that he was sitting in his lap.

“But I have some work that needs to be done…” he lied, trying to get up, “can’t you stay for five minutes?” he asked with his low and husky voice into his ear.

That as usually made a cold chill run down Kabuto’s spine, even though he had been with Orochimaru for years.

“No, I can’t, there is things that needs to be done…” he was just uncomfortable with this new feeling that he was getting “You know that I always get what I want…. Kabuto kun”

He closed his eyes as he felt Orochimaru’s hand caressing his chest, while the other one went south.

“Now, would you consider about the five minutes…?” he asked, starting to kiss his neck.

“Orochimaru sama…. I….” he tried to come up with an excuse, but failed “it’s an order Kabuto kun….”he said, while going up to his jaw.

Kabuto didn’t even notice that he had tilted his head, which made things much easier for Orochimaru.

“Finally giving in…” he said smirking against the skin, “well… its not easy… when there is somebody having his hand down in my pants…”

“So… shall we then find a more… private place?” he whispered in his ear, “your room… or mine…?” Kabuto asked.

“Mine…” he said while continuing to kiss his neck, “but I don’t want people to know… so you’ll have to wait… then come in about five minutes… and please… knock three times at the door so I know its you…” and with that he removed his hands from Kabuto and stood up ready to leave.

Kabuto sat there looking up at his master, and still he couldn’t believe it, was this a very long weird dream, or was God just a girl who liked yaoi.

‘Screw it’ he thought ‘dream or no dream, let me at least enjoy it’, so without a second thought, he threw himself at him kissing with all the passion he had held in secret for years.

Soon followed his tongue was begging for entrance, Orochimaru smiled, ‘everything is going like the way I planned it’ he thought, slowly he opened his mouth.

Kabuto felt his heart jump, for a second he had thought about pulling away from him.

Their tongues was exploring each other mouths, hands were everywhere, as they were having trouble getting each other undressed.

Soon Kabuto found himself pressed against the wall, and Orochimaru slowly pulled away, they just stood there staring at each other panting, “didn’t I just tell you, you could come in about five minutes…” he said while giving him a stern look, “sorry Orochimaru sama….”he said softly looking down.

“I know you want this, but give me a five minutes” Kabuto looked up from the floor, and into his eyes, “yes… Orochimaru sama” and smiled.

And so they parted their ways, going in the opposite direction.

“Uchiha!” yelled Kidomaru, Orochimaru turned his head, all of the sound four, well five, if you count Kimimaro, ran over to him.

“I never thought that you would do it….” Kimimaro said, coughing in between, “you fucking bastard, when Orochimaru finds out about this, he sure as hell will get pissed of…” Tayuya said angrily, “you shouldn’t swear…” it came from Jirobo, “shut up fat ass…”.

Then there was a puff, and were Orochimaru stood seconds ago, was now replaced with Sasuke.

“That could learn him never to fuck with an Uchiha…” Sasuke said, looking over his shoulder to where him and Kabuto stood a few minutes ago.

“Sigh… you are one sick bastard Sasuke…” Sakon said, Sasuke just smirked, “so…” he started looking at Tayuya, “I guess it’s my turn then… truth or dare…?”

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Hmm…. Maybe the rating was too high, but I just wanted to be safe….

This was my first, male/male….

Sigh…

Anyway, tell me what you think

Until then
 
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There isn’t much to warn about, but I still going to mention it

Warning: this fic contains yaoi, boy on boy action, a little, but not much, colorful language, well, there is hardly any colorful language, and major OOCness

Do I seriously need to say the disclaimer? No seriously, how many people believe that I own Naruto? They all belong to Masashi Kishimoto…

And I think that’s all what I had to say…


Just like you


So many things he had done to gain power, the power to kill his brother. He admits that he isn’t very proud of the decisions he made over the years, or the things he had done, but there were no other options, he could not let his brother live after what he had done several years ago, he could not let the murderer of his clan and parents walk freely around, even if it was his own brother.

He had been promised power beyond his wildest dream, but there was one condition though, he had to give his body to the snake sannin. It didn’t matter if he lost his freedom, as long his brother would die at his hands.

Three months, that’s what he had been saying all day the snake sannin, “only three months before I get my hands on your body Sasuke kun” he said licking around his mouth, and with a little glint of lust in his eyes, it didn’t matter what kind of twisted plans Orochimaru had for his body, as long he would get to kill his brother then everything was alright.

That’s what he had been thinking all this time.

‘Everything will be alright as soon as I get to kill him, it doesn’t matter if I lose my freedom, my life or all of my friends, I could care less what happens to them, I am an avenger”

He liked that thought, and it was nice imagining himself standing above his half dead older brother with a kunai in his hand saying: “All these years I’ve hated you, detested you, and just for this day I’ve survived!”

But when he was about to end his brother’s life, about to give him the final blow with the kunai, he vanished with a smirk on his face, why that happened he didn’t know, it was his imagination, his thoughts, so why wasn’t he able to kill his own brother in his own dreams.

As always a wave of pain would hit him and like he always did, he would look down and see blood, not his brothers, but his own. Carefully he would touch the red liquor, bring his hand up to his face and take look at it, and couldn’t believe how it happened, unknown to what was going on around him, he didn’t notice it coming again, well to be more precise, him. Once again another wave of pain hit him hard in the back going through the abdomen and there, this time he saw it, the once cleaned shinning blade now stained with his own blood.

“A ninjas back is never unprotected, have you forgotten that little brother?”

He closed his eyes, he knew who that voice belonged to, “no, dear brother, I haven’t…” he said quietly not showing any kind of pain.

As fast as the katana was struck through Sasuke’s body it was quickly removed again, “foolish little brother, even after all this time, you’re not strong enough to kill me, why? Simple, because you’re weak, your hatred isn’t enough…” the older Uchiha said quietly, soon the silence was broken by Sasuke’s coughing, “shut up…” he mumbled, wiping the blood away that was one his chin.

“Hmm…” was the only respond he got, before the katana once again went through the abdomen, making him fall down on the hard soiled ground, “what did I just tell you dear brother…” he spoke again, roughly pulling the sword out making his little brother scream.

“Haven’t I learned you anything?”

The scream slowly died down, and a low chuckle could be heard from Sasuke but was interrupted with more coughing and even more blood came up, “apparently no…you didn’t learn me that much, before you went ahead and killed the entire clan…” he said coughing in between, his brother didn’t say anything, just stared at his little brother’s fragile body who tried without any success to stand up.

‘Screw it’, he thought and rolled onto to his back and looked at his brother, who now stood above him, with an emotionless face, the katana in his right hand was raised above his head, and it looked like his brother was aiming for the heart, he knew that this was the end, normally people would close their eyes and wait for the final blow, he gave a weak smirk, he wasn’t like normal people.

“Sasuke…” his brother spoke quietly, he didn’t listen, his vision had gotten blurry, the sun that had been hidden by the clouds now showed up, it seemed like heaven was prepared, and had sent him two angels to pick him up.

‘Father… mother….’ He thought as the angels’ came closer, now only waiting for him to stand up and follow them to paradise that was right ahead with open doors.

“You still love me….” it wasn’t question, but a statement, Sasuke forgot all about the two beautiful creatures dressed in white and turned his attention back at his brother, right now he felt like screaming, “I don’t love you! I hate you more than anything!”

But he couldn’t find the voice to do so; it was hard enough for him to breath.

‘Damn, I think he hit my lung…’ he thought starting to feel a little numb.

“No…” he barely whispered, and shook his head, “very well, rest in peace foolish little brother” Itachi said as his final words.

This was supposed to be his imagination; it wasn’t possible for him to fail in killing his own brother, so how could his brother kill him?

He took one last breath before the sword would hit him and end his miserable life. At least he would no longer feel any kind of pain the next time he woke up, cause the next time he would wake up, he would be surrounded by his friends greeting him, hugging him, and say their good byes before they would spread their glorious wings and fly away, and once again, he would stand in front of his parents, and see his brother coming out from the shadows, and brutally kill them over and over and over again.

For some reason, he had made the mistake to look into his eyes seconds before the sword had hit him, and forever he would be cursed to wander around and see the entire Uchiha clan get slaughter over and over again, and the only thing he could do, was stand by their sides and see them die at his brother hand.

Was this even possible? How could his daydreaming end like this? Unless…

“Sasuke?”

“Yes Kabuto?” he said and continued to eat his food, forgetting all about the hell he had to wander through for all eternity, “is there something wrong? You seem a bit distracted…” Kabuto asked worried, Sasuke looked up, “no, everything is fine, I’m just a bit tired, that’s all”.

“You shouldn’t push yourself so hard Sasuke kun, we have plenty of time” it came from the snake sannin on the other side of the table, “you’ve been saying that all day, are you sure that there is plenty of time or are you just trying to convince yourself that there is plenty of time…” Sasuke asked looking at his sensei, “watch your mouth brat, do you know who you are talking to” it came from Kabuto, Sasuke turned his attention at the medical nin, “I wasn’t speaking to you was I…” he said with a stern look, “why you…” Kabuto muttered and was about to stand up, when Orochimaru appeared behind him placing a hand on his shoulder, “Kabuto…” he said quietly “yes Orochimaru sama” he sighed and left the table with a “remember to eat your vegetables Sasuke kun, or else your not getting any dessert” and chuckled on his way out.

“Bastard…” Sasuke said out loud and glared at Kabuto until he was out of site.

“But he is right though…” Orochimaru spoke with his very feminine voice, “I want a body that is healthy, so eat your vegetables Sasuke kun, or else there is no dessert”

Sasuke looked down at his plate, poked a little at his vegetables with his fork, “I don’t like the way he makes them….” he said looking up, “and I could care less if I got dessert or not…”

Orochimaru sighed and pushed the plate with food away, “fine… but I want you at the training ground in about 45 minutes, alright….”

“Don’t be late…” Sasuke said and got up from his seat leaving the snake sannin behind, “I’m never late…” Orochimaru hissed after Sasuke.

He took a deep breath, it seemed like Sasuke was trying to piss him off, but it didn’t matter, only three months before he could get his hands on his body then everything would be perfect, it would be the start of a new life, the end of Konoha, and the rest of the world.

A smile started to spread on his face, he would soon copy every jutsu that was known, and no one could stop him. “Ha…” he said satisfied that his plan was going the way he had planed it, soon that little ‘ha’ turned into a chorus of laughter echoing trough the whole base.

Could life get any better?

I don’t think so.

Sasuke sighed, closed his eyes, shoved his hands in his pockets and walked away from the wall he had been leaning at for the past 10 minutes, listening to Orochimaru’s laugh.

He didn’t know where he was heading to; there wasn’t much to do, but then again, that didn’t matter, he was only here because Orochimaru could help him to receive the power he needed to kill his brother.

While walking down the long corridor he saw Kabuto, their eyes met for second and both turned their head away, pretending that the other person wasn’t there.

Pet…” Sasuke said mocking, Kabuto who now had stopped walking, looked at Sasuke, and shook his head “you’re wrong… you are the pet… haven’t you seen the way he looks at you?”

“Jealous?”

“I don’t have a reason to be….” Kabuto said smiling and started to walk away.

“That’s what they all say…” Sasuke said, wanting to have the last word.

Kabuto looked over his shoulder and yelled: “Uke!” and chuckled.

Sasuke just shook head; he knew that Kabuto was jealous over the attention he was getting from Orochimaru, the looks he’d give him from time to time, and the way he would say his name.

Sasuke kun…” it sounded from time to time like a purr, others times when he got mad or was mad at him, it sounded like he wanted to avoid saying his name, like it was some kind of poison burning his tongue every time he said it and made him so sick that he wanted no one to even mention it.

Needless to say, he was kinda proud, that he Uchiha Sasuke made Yakushi Kabuto jealous, envious, covetous, green-eyed, desirous, yes there are many words for it, and Sasuke loved each and every one of them.

But he knew, that Kabuto was right, he didn’t have a reason to be jealous, Orochimaru didn’t want him only for his body, or eyes, there was so much more.

What it was, he didn’t want to know nor did he care that Orochimaru and Kabuto had some kind of a relationship.

Now that he though about it, was he the jealous one?

Did he wish to be with Orochimaru in that kind of ways?

He paused for a moment.

No… he wasn’t even gay, so why would he wish to be with Orochimaru?

He shook his head, he didn’t even have the time to have some kind of relationship with anyone, only after his brother got killed, then he needed someone by his side and make sure that he wasn’t the last Uchiha.

“Sasuke sama….” a voice called behind him interrupting him in his thoughts.

“What now?” Sasuke replied annoyed, and waited for the servant to reach up to him.

“Um… Orochimaru sama…” the girl started panting in between “wanted to know… what you wished for to your birthday…” she said quietly, Sasuke looked at the girl, she was indeed pretty, with long black hair going down to her waist, beautiful skin, maybe a little too pale, and big green eyes, that also seemed to shine no matter what.

“Sasuke sama…? Something wrong? Maybe you should rest a bit….” the girl said gently.

He didn’t answer, just looked at the person whose name he didn’t know and yet he had already some feelings for her.

“Or should I make you some tea?” she quietly said not wanting to interrupt him in his thoughts, “Sasuke sama?” she added after a bit, still a little unsure if she should call Kabuto.

“No thanks, I’m fine…” he said calmly giving a small smile, the girls eye widened, never had she heard Sasuke talk so calm, without any hint of that you were dead, never had she seen him smile, she had always thought that he didn’t have any kind of feelings, well except for anger and that he was just some cruel bastard that was only here because Orochimaru was bored and needed a new toy.

“Very well Sasuke sama…” she said and bowed before running down the hallway to Orochimaru to tell him what Sasuke wished for to his birthday.

She stopped running, ‘damn it…’ she thought and ran again back to Sasuke, “um… you never told me what you wished for…”

Sasuke thought for moment, took a step closer to girl.

“Um… Sasuke sama….” the girl said starting to feel a little uncomfortable, he stopped moving and now stood inches away from her face.

“You…” he said with a smirk and left the girl behind.

“Very well, Sasuke sama…” the girl said mostly to herself, bowed and ran back to Orochimaru.

He knew very well that he couldn’t get her, but then again, he was an Uchiha and they always got what they want, which made everything more fun, she wasn’t like Sakura the annoying pink haired girl who worshiped the ground he walked on and would jump off a cliff if he said so.

She was indeed a fan girl.

And look what had become of her now.

Dead, because of her feelings for him, she was so close but yet her feelings made her stop from doing anything.

He could still remember the day were she had tried to kill when he was meditating outside in the garden, of course he knew that she was there, hiding, waiting for the perfect moment where she would jump at him and stab the kunai in his heart, and hurt him, like he had hurt her.

She never got the chance, when she ran towards him, it seemed like she stopped for a moment, having a little pause, unsure if she should do this on her own, but she wanted him back no matter what and that moment that had ruined everything for her.

Poor girl, but then again, did she really die, he wasn’t sure, he had just left her behind not caring if she died of blood loss or worse.

It didn’t touch him the slightest that he had possible killed her, she was just another girl who came and went. Orochimaru did the same thing, using people, in every kind of ways. Age didn’t matter, newborn, old people, what the hell, they were all just people, tools, nothing more nothing less.

He sighed…

I could be mean
I could be angry
you know I could be just like you

He wasn’t trained to be mean, no one said that he should be, it just happened, maybe because of him, but then again, he could not be sweet and nice if he wanted to kill his brother.

Emotions was troublesome, everything you felt would sooner or later turn to hate.

From love to jealousy, and that jealously would make you crazy, paranoid, possible angry because you couldn’t have her or him. You’d probably start to hate the person, who held the heart of the one you loved, and then plan the person’s death.

Of course, somewhere in our mind, we wouldn’t seriously kill the person, we all want the one we loved to be happy. But still, some people have the thought “if I can’t have him nobody can!”

Sasuke shook his head, so many things people would do for the one, they so called loved, in some cases they would even sacrifice themselves just so the person could live on and be happy. Others would give up their freedom, all because of one single person.

And then there were people who would give their life to protect everyone, just like the Third Hokage…

“Unbelievable” Sasuke muttered, and sighed, Orochimaru wasn’t like that, he would probably just send some kids in and make them do it for him, and not think further over what he had just done.

Tools, they were all tools, pieces in Orochimaru big plan.

There are two kinds of ninjas, the one who uses other, and the others who get used.

He, Uchiha Sasuke, was the one of those who got used by others, and in about three months, he would be cast away and never be seen again, unless Orochimaru was bored and needed a toy to play with.

But there was always Kabuto, the loyal spy and medical nin, who always seemed to stand by Orochimaru side no matter what.

It didn’t seem right, he knew Kabuto was smart, but there had to be a deeper reason why he still was around, maybe he was spying on Orochimaru… or, Orochimaru was in reality working for him. I mean, who would suspect that a cute medical nin like Kabuto, to be some evil genius, who even had everything planned down to the smallest detail. But if Kabuto was the evil genius, why was Sasuke here then? What kind of plans did Kabuto have for him? Maybe he just a distraction, making everybody think that the Sasuke was the weapon, and so would everyone be busy with trying to save him, but no, they were all wrong!

'Hinata' he thought for a moment.

Who would believe that such a shy girl who even stuttered, to be the weapon, no one. On the outside she seemed weak and was easy to break, but what people didn’t know, was that she was an assassin, and that her and Kabuto had a relationship, I mean, Kabuto did help her during the chuunin exam. But why would Hinata help an evil bastard like Kabuto?

“Hmm…. Aha!” Sasuke said out loud.

Now it all made sense, Hinata was bearing the child of Kabuto, and after the child was born, Orochimaru would be transferred into the infant’s body. And together, Hinata, Kabuto and little Orochi, they would rule the world.

Sasuke’s eyes widen, “no….” he whispered, “I’m…. I’m…. the babysitter!?”

Was that what Kabuto had planned for him, Sasuke thought for a moment, of course that was his plan, someone had to take care of little Orochi while his parents ruled the world.

But, what about the Hyuugas, did they know about this.

“No you idiot, of course they don’t know….” Sasuke muttered, this was also a part of the master plan, don’t make them suspicious, let them all think that Hinata has nothing to do with the devil, and she’s not bearing the sperm of Satan. Yeah, that’s a good thought, instead, make her look like a weak girl who only wishes to change herself, oh, and lets make her have a crush on an idiot.

Wonderful…

Sasuke shook his head, sighed and let a hand run through his dark hair.

“Great…” he said out loud, “I’m getting crazy… I’m starting to get thoughts that Hinata might possible have something to do with Kabuto…”

He eyes widen in horror and his hands covered his mouth, “impossible…” he muttered, looking around hoping that no one saw his thoughts, “that’s way she always went around with that thick jacket, she was already pregnant at that time! No one could see her big abdomen!”

He slapped himself, “CUT IT OUT!!!” he yelled at himself, “there is no way, that Hinata is an assassin and are working with Kabuto, and there is no way in hell that I’m ever going to be Orochimaru’s babysitter! So cut it out already!”

A paused followed.

And he continued to walk, but still, he couldn’t leave the thought that Kabuto might have a secret that no one knew…

He chuckled, look what emotions had done to him, they had made him crazy, paranoid.

Isn’t life just wonderful?

“Maybe…” Sasuke whispered, “its because of the isolation….” he paused for a moment, “yeah, that must be it… I haven’t spoken to a sane person in years…” he started to chuckle little, and looked at his hands, “but look at me, look at me!” he yelled, apparently talking to his hands, “I’m sane… right, I’m sane…. I’m perfectly normal…” he started to look around, hoping to find a person who could confirm that he was perfectly normal.

“YOU!” he yelled pointing at a servant who just happened to walk by.

Quickly, Sasuke rushed over to boy and grabbed him by his shoulders, “I’m sane… right, I’m perfectly sane…. There is nothing wrong with me, right…”

The boy didn’t know what to say, truth to be told, he had always thought there was something wrong with the Uchiha, but he couldn’t say something like that directly in his face.

“Answer me!” Sasuke yelled and started to shake the boy.

The boy looked around, hoping that some other servant would pass by and save him from the crazy Uchiha.

Nope, no one came.

Sasuke started to shake the boy even more aggressively, “Damn it! Say I’m perfectly sane!” Sasuke yelled.

“Help! Somebody help me! Uchiha has gone insane again!” the servant yelled, and inside his mind he prayed that someone would hurry up and save him before he got killed.

“Damn you!” Sasuke yelled, slamming the boy against the wall.

The boy let out a small groan, he took another deep breath, and yelled at top of his lungs, “HELP! UCHI-” the boy had suddenly stopped screaming and was brusquely dropped on the floor. He didn’t look up, in fear of what he might see, instead, he curled into foster position and prayed again that someone soon would come and save him.

“You pathetic low life creature, you don’t even deserve to eat my shit…” Sasuke said quietly, looking down at the poor servant who now was hugging his knees tightly and prayed in silence.

Sasuke let out a sigh, and pulled the servant roughly up from the floor, “look at me….” Sasuke whispered the servant didn’t react.

Another sigh could be heard, “look at me…” it came again, and still the servant didn’t do as he was told.

“Damn it!” Sasuke yelled, and pulled out a kunai, prepared to threaten the so called pathetic servant’s life, “I don’t like to repeat myself…. Look at me…!” Sasuke harshly whispered.

Still, the servant didn’t react.

“Fine…” Sasuke sneered and grabbed the poor boy’s hand, “if that’s the way you want to play, fine with me…”

In an instant the kunai was piercing the boy’s hand, making it stuck to the wall, blood ran down, some of it followed the wrist and slowly fell to the hard wooden floor with a quiet splat, a scream was heard from the boy, who immediately stopped and looked up, tears was forming in his eyes.

“Good boy, now that wasn’t so hard was it?” Sasuke said mocking while patting the boy’s head, as he was a dog who just did a great thing.

“Now, I want you to tell me truth? All right, I am perfectly normal? Right?” Sasuke looked at the boy with begging eyes. Somewhere in his mind, the boy knew he just should say what the stubborn Uchiha needed to hear, ‘yes you are perfectly sane Uchiha sama…’

He took a quick glance at his hand that was pierced to the wall, and still the blood ran down the wrist and ended on the wooden floor, he shook his head, “Uchiha sama…” he said quietly.

“Yes?” it came from Sasuke, making him sound like a little child that was so excited that he couldn’t hid his joy any longer.

“You… are the most crazy person I’ve ever met! You even go to the extreme by making Orochimaru sama look like a normal person!”

A pause followed, no one dared to make a sound or move in fear of what might happen.

“Heh…” Sasuke said and turned his back to the servant, “very funny… but still, a very bad joke, and I hate bad jokes…” Sasuke looked over his shoulder, his sharingan was on, the servant gulped.

“You know…” Sasuke began, taking a good look on the servant’s face, “we could do this the fun way…” once again a kunai was pulled out and held up at the poor guy’s throat, “or… the painful way…” Sasuke made a small push onto the kunai and drew a line on the throat, once again making him bleed.

Sasuke’s head tilted a little as he watched the blood trickle down, onto the shirt, passing by the abdomen and landed on the floor, barely making a sound.

“I prefer the painful way…” Sasuke whispered slowly looking up.

The servant closed his eyes, and prayed that someone soon would show up and save him.

“I’ve never been that religious…” Sasuke said, the servant opened his eyes and looked at the insane man who was about to kill him “why…?” he carefully asked, trying to buy himself some time, “were was God when my brother slaughtered the entire clan?”

There was another small pause.

“Can I ask you a question?” it slowly came from Sasuke, the servant didn’t bother to answer, it wasn’t like he could say, “of course you can’t ask me a question you idiot!”

“What’s your name?”

“Why do you care?”

“You know, I’m not in the mood, so why don’t you just tell me your fucking name so I know what I can write on your damn tombstone…”

Another pause was followed.

“Damn it!” Sasuke yelled and pierced the kunai into the other hand.

The boy bit hard onto his lips, not daring to scream, not wanting to give Uchiha the pleasure in knowing that he just had hurt another human being.

“Lets play a game asshole…” Sasuke whispered into the servant’s ear, “I’m going to cut you into tiny pieces, starting with your toes, then probably doing your fingers, wrist, ears, maybe the lips, or, instead of your lips, I’m going to dig out your eyeballs. Now doesn’t that sound like fun?” Sasuke asked sweetly.

The servant looked up from the ground, “fuck you Uchiha…” he spat, if he were going to die why not say his final words, even if it did get him killed.

In a instant Sasuke had grabbed the guy’s balls and gave a little hard squeeze, “you know, I could always start with your balls… now wouldn’t that be fun?” he said with his teeth gritted.

The servant took a deep breath as he saw the kunai was moved down to that area, again he looked up to met Sasuke‘s eyes, that somehow showed an amused expression.

Bastard...’ he thought, ‘of course I should have known that something like this makes him happy…the fear in the person’s face, the light in their eyes slowly leaving and the scream that would forever be burned into their minds, sick bastard… I bet he even do them after they are dead…”

“A penny for your thought…” Sasuke said sweetly while moving the kunai around the body, trying to decide which part he would start with first.

“Pet…” he said quietly.

Without a second thought, Sasuke pressed the kunai in whatever body part the kunai was around. The servant’s face looked horrified up from his wound, a little blood escaped from his mouth, his face went pale, it looked liked he had seen a ghost, and the light in his eyes seemed to die slowly.

“Ups… my bad…” Sasuke said, and looked at the wound he had created, “oh no, now would you look at that… tsk tsk… how about I end your miserable life?” Sasuke sweetly asked with a cute smile.

The servant started to shake a little, and once again he looked at his wound seeing the blood drip on the floor, he didn’t have the time to look at Sasuke. He was indeed an impatient child, who just wanted fun. Yes, slicing people up did kinda sound like fun in Sasuke eyes.

A sigh could be heard, and a kunai had hit the floor.

“Tools…” Sasuke muttered and turned his back.

He looked over shoulder, seeing the innocent guy who was so unlucky to cross Sasuke path.

It didn’t bother him the slightest that he just had killed an innocent guy, because he once again had gone a little crazy.

“Well… its not my problem…” and with a shrug he turned his back to the guy that was now swimming in his own blood, and left without any others words.

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